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Seinfeld first aired 25 years ago this week, and would go on to inspire legions of imitators and disciples. Below, we celebrate the juiciest lines from Jerry and co. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian" –George Costanza: "I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.'"George Costanza: "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution"George Costanza: "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect"George Costanza: "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. I'm miserable, so I mht as well be comfortable.'”George Costanza: “When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.”Jerry Seinfeld: “That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”George Costanza: “This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.”George Costanza: “I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.” George Costanza: “If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all.” Kramer: “I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. ” George Costanza: "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..."Jerry Seinfeld: “Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away." Frank Costanza: "You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."Jerry Seinfeld: "Did you know that the orinal title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

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It just completely changes the relationship.”Jerry Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.” Jerry Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. "Jerry Seinfeld: "Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy.

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information."George Costanza: "I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."Jerry Seinfeld: "You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum." George Costanza: "You should've seen her face.

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